{"id":207,"date":"2020-05-01T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/?p=207"},"modified":"2020-04-28T00:35:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T21:35:22","slug":"hyvaa-vappua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/2020\/05\/01\/hyvaa-vappua\/","title":{"rendered":"Hyv\u00e4\u00e4 Vappua!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Vapun tullen\" width=\"1140\" height=\"855\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tMkthQEn6Ck?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Montako tuottajaa tarvitaan vaihtamaan hehkulamppu?\n- Yksi, mutta ymp\u00e4rill\u00e4 on liuta muita tuottajia, jotka osaisivat tehd\u00e4 homman paremmin<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Mit\u00e4 eroa on rumpalilla ja lyhtypylv\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4?\n- No jos juttelet lyhtypylv\u00e4\u00e4n kanssa musiikista muutaman tunnin, niin kukaan ei pid\u00e4 sua outona<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Muusikko k\u00e4veli baarin ohi..<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Soittimet ovat el\u00e4m\u00e4n elinehto. Dinosauruksillakaan ei ollut soittimia ja niillekin k\u00e4vi aika pahasti. <\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Mik\u00e4 oli Suomen ensimm\u00e4inen underground-yhtye? \n-Metrotyt\u00f6t\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Mik\u00e4 yhdist\u00e4\u00e4 LEMUA ja L\u00d6YHK\u00c4\u00c4?\n- Ne on molemmat kovia lokkaleita<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Miten saat kitaristin soittamaan hitaammin?&nbsp;\n-Anna sille nuotit.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Kuinka m\u00e4\u00e4ritell\u00e4\u00e4n kitaristi?&nbsp;\n- Kitaristi on sellainen henkil\u00f6, joka osaa kertoa kolme basistivitsi\u00e4<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\"><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"655\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/6189072C-8E50-4C68-A9B1-F9F85F0C821C.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/6189072C-8E50-4C68-A9B1-F9F85F0C821C.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/6189072C-8E50-4C68-A9B1-F9F85F0C821C-300x262.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Mik\u00e4 on valkean joulun vastakohta?\n-Vappu Pimi\u00e4 <\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Mik\u00e4 on hierojien kauhu?\n-Suvi Ter\u00e4sniska\n\nPekka oli pellavatukkainen, Lauri T\u00e4hk\u00e4\n\nMit\u00e4 Arttu Wiskarilla on kupissa? \n-Kahvimaitoa\n\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Montako tuottajaa tarvitaan vaihtamaan hehkulamppu? &#8211; Yksi, mutta ymp\u00e4rill\u00e4 on liuta muita tuottajia, jotka osaisivat tehd\u00e4 homman paremmin Mit\u00e4 eroa on rumpalilla ja lyhtypylv\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4? &#8211; No jos juttelet lyhtypylv\u00e4\u00e4n kanssa musiikista muutaman tunnin, niin kukaan ei pid\u00e4 sua outona Muusikko k\u00e4veli baarin ohi.. Soittimet ovat el\u00e4m\u00e4n elinehto. Dinosauruksillakaan ei ollut soittimia ja niillekin k\u00e4vi aika [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5,64],"tags":[63,62],"class_list":{"0":"post-207","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-artistit","8":"category-elamaa","9":"category-huumori","10":"tag-musiikkivitsit","11":"tag-vappu","12":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/216"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jususound.fi\/hose\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}